Throw an anti-Valentine's Day party: Your guests may think you're bitter, but you can win them over with delicious heart-shaped cookies. Painted black, just like your heart. You jaded emotionless monster.
"One minute!"
"We shall overcome."
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You come and you do something like this, and you know what? This is what we're supposed to be doing.
"If you think of dreams as projects, they become more manageable. You can break them down into tangible steps and start clipping away at them. If you think of dreams as dreams, it's easy for them to stay that way."
"I never, ever, ever in my life intended to go into politics or public service."